Yo mama so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own gravitational pull

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she use a pillow for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, when she dances, she makes the whole band skip.

Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave 13 years to live.

Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo mama so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo mama so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side".

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum occupancy: 240 Patrons OR YO MAMA."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama so fat, i had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, they had to grease the doorframe and hold Big Macs on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, she on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama so fat, she could sell shade...by the pound.

Yo mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.

Yo mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and had to buy three tickets.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.